245+ Seriously Funny Sushi Captions and Quotes for Social Media

by admin November 29, 2022

Japan has an array of delicious local food but nothing beats the popularity of sushi – not just with the locals but tourists as well. And rightfully so since you can can buy sushi in almost in every corner of Japan from bars to convenience stores.

In the US, sushi has been increasing in popularity since the mid-1960s. Today, the United States has nearly 4,000 sushi shops ready to satisfy your craving.

If you’re eating sushi tonight but can’t think of any clever captions, don’t worry. I’ve got a massive list of 245+ sushi caption and quote ideas right here. Grab your chopsticks, wasabi, and gari so we can get started.

Sushi Captions for Social Media
Funny Sushi Captions
Sushi Bar Captions
Chopsticks Captions
Nobu Captions
Omakase Captions for Instagram
Omakase Quotes
Sushi Puns
Sushi One Liners
Sushi Quotes
Sushi Lover Quotes
What are some smart ways to promote sushi?

Sushi Captions for Social Media

Heaven before me.
This wasabi is all me.
Pour out the soy sauce and let’s roll.
Happiness is finally within my reach.
Pickled ginger… let the tastes linger.
To be happy is to eat sushi.
The itamae is my best friend.
Sushi galore: All you can eat.
I wish I had eight hands to eat these octopus roll.
The finest sushi restaurant ever!
Oh how I missed these tuna rolls.
Monday to Sunday is sushi day.
I eat more sushi than John Belushi.
I can finish all of these. Want to bet?
Make my day. Give me a plate of seafood sushi.
Exploring Japan with these nice treats: assorted sushi.
The savory taste of the ocean… yummy!
This is my birthday wish!
Instead of a birthday cake, a sushi platter for me.
Sushi umami… how delectable!
Delicious sushi right before me.
Want to have some? Come and have fun with me.
Enjoying the great taste of sushi under the autumn sun.
Pulled fresh from the ocean and put on my plate.
Which will I choose? So hard to decide what to get.
Enjoying sushi while on a Shinkansen. One great experience!
So fresh, so good! Sushi is life!
Ebi sushi is really my favorite.
Sushi with meat is also good. Try this!
Tuna and salmon sushi, and wasabi – what more can I ask for!
This is the true taste of Japan!
A Japanese meal I won’t ever forget.
Good memories are made with good sushi.
Starting my meal with sushi. Ending my meal with sushi.
It’s goodness in every bite!
A mouthful of surprises!
This is the traditional sushi.
Rice with vinegar sauce and raw seafood… wow!
Sumptuous sushi, so satisfying!
Crab, cucumber and avocado – all in my favorite sushi.
Stuff them and roll them and cut them then eat them.
It’s worth the wait! My sushi roll.
No wonder people fall in line to buy in this local sushi store.
Only sushi matters!
Rice and seafood make up the best roll ever!
Sushi creations are great masterpieces.
The art makes the sushi taste better!
Sushi created with love is the best.
Enjoy the difference in every sushi bite!
A real work of art organized onto a plate.
So artfully created for your eyes and your tummy!
The best rolls in town… Want to have some?
So grateful someone thought of making sushi rolls!
Soy sauce really makes the sushi taste stand out!
Don’t forget the wasabi. It makes a lot of difference!
Adding a little more wasabi… Am a bit brave today.
Oh that wonderful taste of sushi dipped in soy sauce with wasabi!

Delicious sushi roll and chopsticks.

Funny Sushi Captions

The sweetest love team in town: sushi and wasabi!
Who needs a blanket? Wrap me in nori instead.
In what Japanese prefecture am I? The best sushi I’ve tasted.
Am I dreaming? Don’t wake me up!
Sushi as the appetizer, the main dish, and the dessert.
Can I hire a personal itamae for my house?
Heaven’s gates have opened.
These are truly God-sent!
All eyes on the sushi!
I’m a sushi lover forever.
Seaweed salad? Make mine a double.
A sushi platter won’t make me fatter.
These sea jewels, how I love them.
How great is the one who invented sushi!
Nothing to do. So I went out to buy my favorite sushi platter.
Love them raw!
Still wiggling? I’ll wiggle in glee!
Tasting the ocean with this seafood sushi.
A mouthful of goodness.
Feeling the heat of the wasabi? Put some more.
Destined to meet: sushi and me!
The savory goodness of sushi makes me want to extend my Japanese vacation.
Don’t mind me. Am in Heaven!
Just looking at a sushi restaurant makes my tummy grumble!

Have I really eaten that much? Give me more, please!
No excuses. Just want to have a sushi-day!
Wait for the flavor to explode in your mouth! That’s the sushi bang!
So nice to see, so delightful to eat! A sushi boat!
Yes, I can splurge for sushi!
Am I in a sushi-eating race?
I’ll have sushi now and not eat starting tomorrow.
Why is my plate now empty? Where have all the sushi gone?
Just stepping out to eat a quick sushi snack in a cold winter coat.
I’ve been dreaming of this. Can’t really get enough of the authentic sushi.
Waking up to a delectable sushi plate.
Roll the rice with the raw seafood and you’ll get heaven!
This is truly sushi haven!
Me and sushi, sushi and me. Just the two of us.
I’ll walk that far again to have this yummy sushi platter!
Wasabi, soy sauce and sushi rolls… Those are the best things in life.
Mention sushi and my mouth starts to …
I paid so much for the delivery fee but that does not matter. I have this!
The taste of the sea. Right here in my dining room. Come and dive with me!
You or sushi? But of course, sushi!

Sushi Bar Captions

For the love of sushi, I’ll treat all of you here!
Sapporo and sushi: A match made in dining heaven.
The sushi plates can lie!
Been dreaming of sushi so I had to drop by this sushi bar.
The sushi plates that tell a story!
The best sushi bar always gives the freshest of them all.
Those simple rolls make life wonderful in this yummy sushi bar.
The newest sushi bar in town. Come taste the difference!
Taste it to believe. Freshness really counts.
Sushi to perfection in this sushi joint.
Where am I? I’m in Heaven!
Surprising to find so delectable sushi treats in this new sushi bar.
Let’s celebrate your birthday here, my friend! This sushi bar is unique.
All your senses will come alive in this sushi bar.
Taste Japan’s goodness in the sushi joint just around the corner.
All kinds of sushi can be found here. No reservations needed.
Check this sushi joint, folks. Your taste buds will be truly happy.
Just relaxing in this sushi bar.
Sushi, beer and friends go best together! Cheers!
The sushi bar that can beat them all!
Best sushi is spelled Mr. Hakone’s Sushi Bar.
Celebrate special occasions in the sushi bar that everyone enjoys.
My me-time filling up my tummy with delicious fresh sushi.
Moments I truly enjoy. Visit this sushi joint and you’ll know why.
Relax in the newly opened sushi bar in Merit Street.
Had a stressful day? Come and relax in this sushi bar at the metropolis.
Reward yourself for the hard work you’ve done. Have sushi and you’ll be happy.
You’ll never miss this sushi bar because of the long waiting line.
You’ll never regret eating here. I’m 100% sure.
Perfect fresh sushi only for you.
Sushi prepared just in front of you. What else can you ask for?
See how many plates have piled up.
I’ll order and order and order and get and get and get my orders.
This is the most beautiful conveyor belt in the entire world.
My sushi house!
Dine here and leave with a smile!
I’ll grab all those sushi from the conveyor belt!
When you’re in this sushi bar, nothing else matters!
This sushi conveyor belt makes me extremely happy!
Be full in this sushi joint!
I missed this sushi bar.
The talk-of-the-town sushi parlor you have to visit!
Sushi cravings satisfied in this sushi corner.
For sure, I will be back here. What a wonderful sushi joint.
These fresh ingredients make your eyes bright with delight!
Crave no more for we’re here to satisfy you. Your sushi store.
Sushi here, there and everywhere. Only at your sushi bar.
Walking inside this sushi bar is walking inside a room of bliss!
Feasting on various sushi creations in the sushi shop at Holly Street.
I also want a sushi conveyor belt at home!

Chopsticks Captions

Am starting to salivate… Where are the chopsticks?
I can do this. Chopsticks, be kind to me.
Why are they making their lives difficult by using chopsticks?
Would you have spoon and fork, please?
The art of using chopsticks.
Congratulate me! I already know how to use chopsticks, at last!
Slowly but surely, I can use chopsticks.
It’s in the chopsticks!
I’d rather use a fork. You may get these chopsticks.
Using chopsticks at home. Or am I in Japan or Korea?
I’ve at last learned how to use chopsticks! Let’s go to Japan!
Chopsticks and me: not very good friends.
Whoever invented chopsticks wanted to make my life miserable.
Sushi is at its best with chopsticks.
Live life in harmony like using chopsticks.
Chopsticks are the thin version of the fork and spoon.
At last, I already know how to use chopsticks.
Picking these bean sprouts with chopsticks is really a challenge for me!
How I enjoy using chopsticks!
So cool! Only chopsticks in this sushi bar, no fork!
An afternoon challenge! Trying to use chopsticks for the first time.
That really was a success. Gobbled up all the sushi with chopsticks!
Look at my clean plate. I only used chopsticks. Congratulate me!
Why were chopsticks invented?
How should I hold the chopsticks?
How can I make my life easier with these chopsticks?
Bye to spoons and forks. Welcome chopsticks!
A little more finger exercise needed.
My fingers just have to be flexible and quick!
Now that I already know how to use chopsticks, I feel so smart!
This sure is a way to eat less.
You’re on a diet? Use chopsticks.
Enjoying a good meal with good company and chopsticks.
Chopsticks really make my day.
I won’t go to China until my fingers know how to handle these chopsticks.
Note to self: be patient while using chopsticks.
Here I am again trying to eat with chopsticks.
Patience is really a virtue. Have to be smart, too, with flexible fingers!
For the love of Japan, trying to be an expert in using chopsticks.
Oh chopsticks, where are you?

Fancy looking sushi roll.

Nobu Captions

Tried to follow Chef Nobu’s recipe.
I know I can’t make this as delicious as how Chef Nobu does it!
Being a “celebrity” in one of the Nobu restaurants in the country.
This Nobu place sure is a celebrity hotspot!
This really is superb! Nobu’s signature dish!
How can I follow Chef Nobu’s footsteps? Enjoying dinner with friends in one of his Nobu restaurants.
Chef Nobu’s passion for success can be tasted in his creations!
Yes, only Chef Nobu can come up with food as good as this.
All dishes here are outstanding!
All praises to Chef Nobu. What an unforgettable meal we had!
Chef Nobu, can you please tell me what your secret is?
This is so delicious! Bow to Chef Nobu.
Thank you, Chef Nobu, for making this night a very memorable one!
Chef Nobu is really a classically trained sushi Chef!
I’ll surely keep coming back for Chef Nobu’s delectable sushi!
Chef Nobu’s mouthwatering sushi in front of me!
One, two, three, attack! Chef Nobu’s delicious sushi is a sight to behold!
Sushi made by no other but the distinguished Chef Nobu!
No wonder why Chef Nobu’s restaurants become an instant success.
Chef Nobu is really fit to be awarded. My tummy is so satisfied!
Chef Nobu’s dedication to his work can be seen in the meals he prepares.
Truly the best restaurant in town!
Nobu is synonymous to perfection!!!
Making my way to a table at Chef Nobu’s restaurant in the city! So excited!

Omakase Captions for Instagram

Enjoying this six-course omakase to my heart’s content!
Having omakase is so thrilling!
Omakase is my go-to meal when in Japan.
Can’t have it better!
Are you envious? I can feel it!
This is really so elegant!
The chef chose the best sushi for us!
I can see the effort in preparing this glorious omakase feast!
Omakase proves that Japanese chefs are truly artistic!
With the first bite, I can already say that only the freshest ingredients were used.
Tried having omakase?
Have omakase and you’ll never regret it!
A romantic omakase evening.
So thankful for the great chef who prepared our omakase!
I will truly pay more for this sushi omakase.
That distinctive taste of Japanese omakase… I’ll come back for this!
Educational and gastronomical…
The more I enjoyed this omakase with the care the chef put into it.
Seeing how the chef carefully prepared the omakase made me admire him more!
How I wish this experience would go on and on…
So that’s why this is so tasty… only fresh ingredients are in it!
Watching our omakase being prepared.
The chef answering our questions regarding the sushi dishes.
I’m so hungry I could finish all of these!
This is the omakase the chef prepared based on our taste and budget.
Watch how the chef puts in all the fresh ingredients.
An unforgettable experience.
Order omakase. You’ll have a great interaction with the chef!
I love not only the sushi but the non-sushi food, as well!
The tasty tempura, the creamy soup and the fresh salad … all these and the mouthwatering sushi… What a great omakase experience!

Omakase Quotes

“With sushi, it is all about balance. Sometimes they cut the fish too thick, sometimes too thin. Often the rice is overcooked or undercooked. Not enough rice vinegar or too much.” – Nobu Matsuhisa
“Jiro Ono serves Edo-style traditional sushi, the same 20 or 30 pieces he’s been making his whole life, and he’s still unsatisfied with the quality and everyday wakes up and trains to make the best. And that is as close to a religious experience in food as one is likely to get.” – Anthony Bourdain

“I’ve sat in sushi bars, really fine ones, and I know how hard this guy worked, how proud he is. I know you don’t need sauce. I know he doesn’t even want you to pour sauce. And I’ve seen customers come in and do that, and I’ve seen him, as stoic as he tries to remain, I’ve seen him die a little inside.” Anthony Bourdain

“The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn.” – Nobu Matsuhisa
“In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much.” – Masa Takayama
“The iPhone is like ‘omakase’, the style of sushi where the chef chooses what you’re going to eat, and might even tell you how to eat it – no wasabi allowed on this, no soy sauce allowed on that. Definitely no California rolls.” – Daniel Lyons
“Sushi is something very exclusive. It is not like a McDonald’s, not like a hot dog, not like a French fry. It’s very high-class cooking in Japan.” – Nobu Matsuhisa

All you can eat sushi.

Sushi Puns

Ebi-body rise up and be merry!
Rice to see you.
That’s miso hungry.
You’re so shellfish.
The art that fills my tummy.
They’re soy in love with each other.
Roll the art, roll the sushi.
Su shi’s a sushi lover!
Ebi-one loves sushi!
Roll out the barrel and the sushi roll.

Top of the honor roll is the sushi roll.
Rolled rice is better than Roll Royce.
I prefer a bamboo sushi mat versus a yoga mat.
Make a maki difference!
Filling up our rolls so we can fill up your tummies!
You’re soy better than me.
Grab crab sticks to stick them up the roll.
I like sushi roll next to the payroll.
Sushi lover or hater.
All the dead animals in it.
Sushi a day takes the doctor away.

Sushi One Liners

A sushi lover like no other.
My soul is a sushi lover.
Sushi is my favorite meal, snack, and treat.
Sushi should not be taken for granted.
The roll everyone loves.
Cut them all for me.
A mouthful of delight.
Feasting with sushi perfection.
Say your love with sushi.
Living for sushi.
Sushi all the way.
The wonders of sushi.
Raw food galore.
Gorge on sushi freshness.
Feasting with sushi.
Love affair with sushi.
Sushi is my forever buddy.

Sushi Quotes

“Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything.” – Nobu Matsuhisa
“I’m not making art, I’m making sushi.” – Masaharu Morimoto
“In Japanese, sushi does not mean raw fish. It means seasoned rice.” – Guy Fieri
“A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly.” – Nobu Matsuhisa
“I’ve been making sushi for 38 years, and I’m still learning. You have to consider the size and color of the ingredients, how much salt and vinegar to use and how the seasons affect the fattiness of the fish.” – Masaharu Morimoto

“I had eel at a sushi bar once; it’s disgusting. I thought it was chicken. It looked like chicken. It was brown and looked delicious, and I was like, ‘That looks safe.’ It wasn’t.” – Chris Evans

“A lot of people who like sushi don’t really like raw fish or seaweed.” – Guy Fieri
“I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than anything.” – Kate Beckinsale
“I do have very high customer service standards – I’ll send back sushi because it’s too fishy.” – Greg McHugh
“Although, I didn’t really like sushi until I moved out to LA.” – Scott Wolf
“I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn’t been cooked.” –Amy Lee
“Every year, I do a New Year’s Day party at my home. I invite my staff and my friends and their kids. Around 40-50 people come by, and I do a barbeque and salads, steak and sushi, and also lots of cheese.” – Nobu Matsuhisa
“In my generation, there was no sushi school, no cooking school, so people have to learn from working.” –Nobu Matsuhisa

A delicious sushi platter with salmon, tuna, and more.

Sushi Lover Quotes

“In LA, I live on sushi or salad.” – Denise Van Outen
“I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it’s sushi.” – Sara Sheridan
“I’ve actually always been a big fan of seafood. Sushi is one of my favorite things.” – Alexander Gould
“I love Chinese food, like steamed dim sum, and I can have noodles morning, noon and night, hot or cold. I like food that’s very simple on the digestive system – I tend to keep it light. I love Japanese food too – sushi, sashimi and miso soup.” – Shilpa Shetty

“In general I love to eat anything. I enjoy anything that is well prepared, a good spaghetti, lasagna, taco, steak, sushi, refried beans.” – Martin Yan

“I love to eat sushi, and, you know, those flavors and wasabi and really eating spoonsful of it … I would just mix it and put it on everything, literally.” – David Chang
“California is an unbelievable state. One day I might be in a spiritual place like Joshua Tree, then before I know it, I’m eating groovy sushi in a mini-mall. I’m a Cali girl through and through.” – Drew Barrymore

“I absolutely love sushi.” – Chesney Hawkes
“I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean – no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me.” – Chrissy Teigen

“I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar.” – Michelle Dockery

“Tuesday nights are sushi nights, so we go out then.” – Al Roker
“I’m obsessed with sushi.” – Emma Roberts
“I don’t order take-out sushi for the fish. Unless I’m spending a lot of money to eat at a phenomenal restaurant, I eat it for the rice, which is perfectly seasoned with a mixture of salt, sugar, and rice vinegar.” – Chris Morocco
“What I do gorge on is sushi. This is the only dish I don’t mind overindulging in.” – Sushmita Sen

What are some smart ways to promote sushi?

Due to demand, a reported 6.72% of US restaurants offer sushi on the menu. Given the high competition in the sushi market, how can restaurant owners promote their products and stand out from the competition?

Here are a few proven ways to promote sushi restaurant:

Promote your sushi business in social media. Use attractive pictures and catchy slogans like the ones you found here.
Advertise in tv, radio or newspapers.
Have a build-your-own sushi menu where customers can order what they are craving for.
Have posters, billboards, banners or tarpaulins in strategic areas where volume of people is high.
Attract customers through discounts, coupons, or happy hours.
Have top celebrities or chefs endorse your restaurant. You could even start with more affordable local food bloggers or restaurant critics.
Participate in food fairs and sponsor events where people can sample rolls to get the word out.
Host a special event where you demonstrate cutting a whole tuna. Believe it or not these events are well attended.

While it’s not super authentic, my favorite kind of sushi to order is the Crunch Roll or Spicy Tuna. Let me know your favorite reaching out on social media.

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